Players funniest moments
Last update 7/1/2010
  Players
The players were asked to write out their "funniest moments" playing cricket i.e. they wrote this not the webmaster - this is the result of their machinations at the later end of the 2009 season. Don't understand some of them - your not alone!! Should you wish to add your two pence worth to the list contact the webmaster.

In no particular order, but captains first;

Craig Black
Walking down the wicket, smacking a huge six back over the bowlers head and straight through a car window....my mother’s car window!
Nick Bryant-Nicholls
LBW Appealing – screaming like a banshee
Tippu Sultan
First six hit in one game was called lucky shot by bowler. Next over smacked him for five sixes, saying I play a lot of these lucky shots.
Kash Ali
Buna taking a catch behind using his moobs instead of his gloves
Will Kay
Just hitting it.
Graeme Anderson
When playing Kismet, batsmen hit the ball to Ken on the deep square leg boundary, who took a great catch.  Alan Oliver ran nearly 40 yards, celebrating like a mad, only to find that the ball was over the rope for a 6.
Gordon Oliver
Given out “obstructing the field” for catching the ball whilst completing his second run against Prestwick in the old counties.
Rizwan Ashraf
Running between the wickets with Gordon Oliver.
James Couper
Webmaster: “Still wearing the same whites since juniors that have a number of holes!”
Neil Ramsay (Ramsay #2)
Funniest Cricketing Moment? You’re kidding, every moment in the field is funny!
Alison Ramsay
Neil’s tantrum at the Morton game when I got the wickets he wanted and Neil’s’ chat from fine leg!
Greig Taylor (Buna)
Having to listen to Ramsay #2 chat in the field (e.g. “You bring the pies Alison and I will bring the ice cream” after watching his sister get a wicket that was a pie - in Neil’s mind!)
Matt Booth
Saying “ I’ve got a better job than you” to a doctor
Keith Hefer
Gaan kock in die mellies
James Cox
My cricket career is scarily unfunny
Ralph Watson
An opposing umpire who decided to burp after every ball was bowled
Dan Smith
“What f**ing line are you looking at?”
Alan Oliver
Watching KP getting out first ball and his reaction to the fact his middle stump was cart-wheeling out of the ground.
Graham Fraser
When I bat or bowl.
Richard Passe
My own bowling
Calum Ross
Ran his sister out and as a result she “shed a tear”
Morven Ross
Running into bowl, the ball slipped out my hand and hit the umpire in the stomach.
Auranzeb Alamgir
When we played Almond Valley, and me & my friend walked away, and we won by 3 run having only scored 54 runs!
Ken Hutchison
Auranzeb – every week....Mr Entertainment
Scott Malcolmson
None. Cricket is a serious game and must be respected by all. (Ally Bands bowling)
Blair Campbell
 “chat” with the Marchmont boys, and Dan’s rant after getting run out in Holland.
Ross Archibald
Doesn’t have one as he is a dull person.
David Watkins
Neil’s face after his sister cleans up middle stump yet again
Paul Micheal Hooper
Being run out for a golden duck after running one short, going for the second.
Noor-ud-din Jhangir
Diving for a return catch without realising I still had my box on from fielding at short leg earlier.